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Life Skills 101: When people don’t like your crap, tell ’em to eat some, literally

There's nothing worse than rejection. We've all experienced it and if we're honest, most of us do our best to avoid it. Just hearing the word conjures up all those first day of school butterflies and the sheer panic of having no one to sit with at lunch. And for all you [...]

By | January 29th, 2016|Uncategorized|0 Comments

Embarrass your kids: The Only Resolution Worth Keeping

Since we all know that resolutions aren’t my style, I cannot take credit for this stroke of parenting genius. This one’s 100% my husband since he decided his resolution for 2016 was to embarrass his children as much he possibly can in one calendar year. Of course it started as a joke, [...]

By | January 12th, 2016|Uncategorized|0 Comments

They See Me Rollin’

Toddlers see me rollin' and know diapers are about to rollout! No more ridin' dirty in your house! What shenanigans is your Potty Rocker up to? Maybe he's rolled the bathroom? Left some of his magical rainbow poop around the house? Drawn on your potty? Regardless, let the Potty Rocker take on the [...]

By | December 17th, 2015|Potty Training Crap, Random Crap|1 Comment

I Dump Like a Truck

Being a PreK teacher meant my laugh lines started early in life. I think we can all agree that at any moment a toddler can bring to the table a whole lotta laughter in their honesty. The humor wasn't the best part of working with kiddos for years, but it was a perk (Sidenote: Potty [...]

By | November 5th, 2015|Parenting Crap|0 Comments

You Can Lead a Kid to the Potty, But You Can’t Make Him Go

"You can lead a kid to the potty, but you can't make him go." Let's face it, your timetable for ditching diapers and your kiddo's timetable for rocking the potty were never created to be in sync. He was swaddled the second he was born. Since day one, you've been doing the wiping and for most [...]

By | November 2nd, 2015|Nerdy Crap, Potty Training Crap|0 Comments

To Trick AND To Treat

Toilet paper roll, meet mustache stickers. Grown ups, meet the world's easiest craft. Kiddos, you're welcome. Sometimes we lose sight of how simple it really is to trick your kids with a simple craft that turns into a treat of laughter too. All you need to do is spruce up a toilet paper roll with [...]

By | October 28th, 2015|Parenting Crap|0 Comments

Move Over Golden Snitch; There’s a Golden Poop Tattoo In Town

Yes, to all our fellow Harry Potty fans our there, we know the Golden Snitch was coveted and Harry was the master. Consider us the the masters of Bathroom Battles and Celebrations - that you can become a Master of too. All you need to do to score own the magical prowess of the Golden [...]

By | October 15th, 2015|Potty Training Crap|0 Comments

I Wipe My Kids’ Butts And I Cannot Lie

Okay, people: I'm not the only one who needs to make this naughty confession, so all you wipers out there better be fessin' up. Many of us do it, and quite frankly, we should be wiping those stinky behinds. I know most preschools want kids cleaning themselves by age three, and to their [...]

By | October 15th, 2015|Potty Training Crap, Random Crap|0 Comments