Why is my kid’s POOP GREEN?

Ever wonder why that stinky diaper looks like a leprechaun has been on the loose? Well, there is usually a reason behind the occasional GREEN POOP. If you've found a little green surprise, here are three reasons you might have been so lucky: It's just a case of diarrhea. We all know there are [...]

By | March 15th, 2017|Parenting Crap, Potty Training Crap|0 Comments

Love STINKS: Valentine’s Crafts for Haters

We all know a kid who hates hugs, kisses, crushes, and all that stupid cupid stuff. So, what's a parent to do when it's time to make the dreaded "Valentine Box" and send in love notes and candy for the entire class? Well, sometimes things are easier when we let our kiddos express [...]

By | January 27th, 2017|Parenting Crap, Random Crap, School Crap|0 Comments

CUT THE CRAP: The Only New Year’s Resolution For Real Parents

It's a new year and it's time for a new you...yeah, whatever. If you're anything like me, you know how this is gonna play out: JANUARY--> you're killing it -->FEBRUARY--> you're still rolling --> MARCH--> your breaks are failing -->APRIL--> your resolutions are DEAD. I hate to suck the wind out of your sails, but statistics show [...]

By | January 2nd, 2017|Parenting Crap, Random Crap, School Crap|0 Comments

I Dump Like a Truck

Being a PreK teacher meant my laugh lines started early in life. I think we can all agree that at any moment a toddler can bring to the table a whole lotta laughter in their honesty. The humor wasn't the best part of working with kiddos for years, but it was a perk (Sidenote: Potty [...]

By | November 5th, 2015|Parenting Crap|0 Comments

To Trick AND To Treat

Toilet paper roll, meet mustache stickers. Grown ups, meet the world's easiest craft. Kiddos, you're welcome. Sometimes we lose sight of how simple it really is to trick your kids with a simple craft that turns into a treat of laughter too. All you need to do is spruce up a toilet paper roll with [...]

By | October 28th, 2015|Parenting Crap|0 Comments