Valentines Poop Pops: The Cutest Valentines Treat For Kids

  Want to make a super easy Valentine's treat? Follow these simple steps to make a Valentine's Poop Pop using Starbust candies and decorating icing. STEP ONE: Gather your supplies Here's all you need: Pink and Red Starbursts/Lollipop Sticks/Red and White Decorating Icing STEP TWO: Microwave Three Starbursts It only takes about 7 seconds to [...]

By | February 15th, 2018|Random Crap, Uncategorized|0 Comments

Love STINKS: Valentine’s Crafts for Haters

We all know a kid who hates hugs, kisses, crushes, and all that stupid cupid stuff. So, what's a parent to do when it's time to make the dreaded "Valentine Box" and send in love notes and candy for the entire class? Well, sometimes things are easier when we let our kiddos express [...]

By | January 27th, 2017|Parenting Crap, Random Crap, School Crap|0 Comments

CUT THE CRAP: The Only New Year’s Resolution For Real Parents

It's a new year and it's time for a new you...yeah, whatever. If you're anything like me, you know how this is gonna play out: JANUARY--> you're killing it -->FEBRUARY--> you're still rolling --> MARCH--> your breaks are failing -->APRIL--> your resolutions are DEAD. I hate to suck the wind out of your sails, but statistics show [...]

By | January 2nd, 2017|Parenting Crap, Random Crap, School Crap|0 Comments

They See Me Rollin’

Toddlers see me rollin' and know diapers are about to rollout! No more ridin' dirty in your house! What shenanigans is your Potty Rocker up to? Maybe he's rolled the bathroom? Left some of his magical rainbow poop around the house? Drawn on your potty? Regardless, let the Potty Rocker take on the [...]

By | December 17th, 2015|Potty Training Crap, Random Crap|1 Comment

I Wipe My Kids’ Butts And I Cannot Lie

Okay, people: I'm not the only one who needs to make this naughty confession, so all you wipers out there better be fessin' up. Many of us do it, and quite frankly, we should be wiping those stinky behinds. I know most preschools want kids cleaning themselves by age three, and to their [...]

By | October 15th, 2015|Potty Training Crap, Random Crap|0 Comments