We all know a kid who hates hugs, kisses, crushes, and all that stupid cupid stuff. So, what’s a parent to do when it’s time to make the dreaded “Valentine Box” and send in love notes and candy for the entire class? Well, sometimes things are easier when we let our kiddos express how they really feel and we’ve put together a few Valentine crafts that get right to the heart of the matter: LOVE STINKS.

For starters, here are some instructions for the easiest–and coolest–Valentine box you’ll ever make. With this toilet-themed box, kids can send those cheesy love notes straight down the drain…

Perhaps you’re wondering what kind of Valentine treats a real hater might send to their buddies–don’t worry, we’ve got you covered in that department, too. All you need to do is download our free Valentine Card Printable and grab some candy. Our cards are the coolest when paired with chocolate chips, candy hearts, and Tootsie Rolls.